Nvme Memes

The ultimate dad joke meets hardware obsession. The father starts with the classic flower-based pun explanation for his daughter's name, but then reveals his true identity – a PC enthusiast who named his son after his dream computer build. Nothing says "I love you" quite like naming your child after an RTX 5090 with 64GB RAM. The real family heirloom isn't grandma's jewelry, it's that 8TB NVMe drive.

Spent $200 on an NVMe SSD only to lose the one thing loading screens provided—forced breaks to check Twitter. The system boots so fast now that those precious "Did You Know" tips vanish before my eyes. My code compiles before I can even grab coffee. My games load before I can respond to texts. Progress has robbed me of my excuses for procrastination. The spinning wheel of death has been replaced by the crushing weight of productivity. What's next? CPUs that compile code before I even write it?