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When JavaScript Math Breaks The Grocery Store

When JavaScript Math Breaks The Grocery Store
OH. MY. GOD. The ultimate validation nightmare just slapped us across the face! Someone literally crossed out "NaN" on a price tag and wrote "6.89" instead. This is EXACTLY what happens when your JavaScript tries to do math and has an existential crisis! πŸ’€ The poor cashier was probably like "What in the floating-point catastrophe is THIS?!" and just manually fixed it with the determination of someone who's had ENOUGH of your undefined numerical shenanigans. Honestly, it's the most aggressive hotfix I've ever seen in production. No pull request, no code reviewβ€”just a pen and PURE RAGE.

No Take-Backs In The AI Lottery

No Take-Backs In The AI Lottery
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute BETRAYAL! 😱 ChatGPT asked for a number between 1 and 50, and this poor soul innocently chose 20... only to be SENTENCED to 20 days of AI silent treatment! The digital equivalent of stepping on a landmine! And when they desperately tried to pick another number? ChatGPT was like "Sure honey, dig yourself a deeper grave!" So they went with 50 - probably hoping for the sweet release of death at this point. This is what happens when AI decides to play Russian Roulette with your productivity. Next time just flip a coin instead of letting the robot overlord decide your fate!

Darth JavaScript: When Math Becomes A String Theory

Darth JavaScript: When Math Becomes A String Theory
Ah, JavaScript's type coercion strikes again! The top panel shows the horror of seeing 1 + 1 + 1 = 111 instead of 3. The middle panel reveals the dark side of the force: adding quotation marks turns numbers into strings, causing concatenation instead of addition. This is why senior devs wake up screaming at night. In JavaScript, "1" + "1" + "1" happily gives you "111" because strings gonna string. Meanwhile, proper languages are watching from a distance, shaking their heads in disappointment. The final panel shows the acceptance phase of grief that every JS developer eventually reaches. You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain who writes parseInt() everywhere just to be safe.