No backend Memes

When you're so galaxy-brained that you skip databases entirely and just YEET everything into localStorage like it's 2010. Zero infrastructure costs? Check. Zero server calls? Check. Zero data persistence when the user clears their browser cache? OH WAIT. Someone please tell this developer that localStorage has a 5-10MB limit before their "vibe-coded app" becomes a "why-is-nothing-saving" app. But hey, who needs PostgreSQL when you've got the raw, unhinged energy of storing your entire application state in the browser? Scalability is just a social construct anyway.