Ninety-ninety rule Memes

Welcome to the Ninety-Ninety Rule of programming, where the first 90% of the code takes 10% of the time, and the last 10% takes the other 90%. Nothing quite captures the existential dread of development like thinking you're almost done, only to discover that fixing one stupid button will consume your entire weekend, three energy drinks, and what remains of your sanity. The real initiation into programming isn't learning syntax—it's that moment when you realize every estimation you've ever made was a hilarious fantasy, and that hamburger button might as well be the final boss in a game you never agreed to play.