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Immortal Digital Deities

Immortal Digital Deities
Ah, the digital undead! While modern software gets replaced every 37 seconds, these ancient relics refuse to join the software graveyard. Media Player Classic still handling your sketchy downloads, WinRAR eternally asking you to pay after 40 days (for the last 20 years), Euro Truck Simulator letting you experience the thrill of traffic jams without leaving your chair, and Skyrim being re-released on every device including your smart toaster. These programs have transcended mere software status—they've achieved digital immortality while your cutting-edge frameworks die faster than houseplants under my care.

VLC Statues Are Everywhere

VLC Statues Are Everywhere
When someone says "VLC deserves a statue," they're being sincere about honoring the free, open-source media player. But the reply takes it literally by joking that traffic cones (which look exactly like the iconic VLC logo) are actually "VLC statues" found on roads everywhere. This is peak dad-joke territory in the tech world. The VLC player has earned genuine respect for refusing millions in ad revenue to stay true to its open-source, ad-free principles – while simultaneously being represented by the most mundane object in existence: an orange traffic cone.

There Is No Challenger

There Is No Challenger
VLC Media Player isn't just software—it's a samurai warrior that slays every file format known to mankind. While other players cower in fear at obscure codecs, VLC stands there confidently wearing a traffic cone as a hat because it knows no file can defeat it. That .mkv with weird subtitles? That corrupted .mp4 everyone gave up on? That ancient .rm file from 2003? VLC just unsheathes its sword and whispers, "Bring it." The cone isn't a warning sign—it's a crown.