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THE AUDACITY of managers thinking software will EVER be finished! 💀 This cosmic joke from "The Tao of Programming" is the most SAVAGE reality check in tech history! The programmer goes from "tomorrow" to "two weeks" to LITERALLY OUTLASTING THE MANAGER'S ENTIRE CAREER! Meanwhile, the poor soul is STILL coding at his terminal as his manager retires! This isn't just scope creep—it's scope CATASTROPHE! The eternal software development cycle in all its horrifying glory, where "done" is just a mythical concept whispered about by those who've never written a line of code. And that ASCII cow at the bottom is just standing there witnessing our collective delusion that software projects have endings!

Content Breaking news: parrot learns to say "How's the project going?", gets promoted to Project Manager

[text] PROJECT MANAGER describes the teams agile process SENIOR ENGINEER

[text] Breaking news parrot learns to say Hows the project going gets promoted to Project Manager

Content Scott Hanselmen and 8 others fallow Kelly Vaughn kuly I'd love to watch a movie where programming is accurately depicted. A team is trying to quickly build an app that will save the world. The app won't compile. Someone keeps adding to the scope. The project manager is asking for an update every 15 minutes. 8:20 AM - Oct 2, 2019 Twitter for Andtoid 189 Retweets 1.1K Likes 17 Kelly Vaughn m kvlly - 6h Replying to kvlly "You're not following proper agile protocol!" "Joe, this is a life or death situation. Do I REALLY need to open a ticket for this?" "Yes." Q 28 17 48 O 519

Content my manager prod made with mematic me pushing code on a friday

Content When your CPU is running at 100 and the only task open is task manager: (intel Potato inside

Content Bryan Follow bryancsk You think they're going to replace software engineers with Al? Hahaha. Engineering managers are promoted based on how much headcount they are managing. You think they'd cut their own numbers?