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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Larry ellison Memes

Posts tagged with Larry ellison

New GTA 6 Screengrab

Java Gamedev Programming Debugging
1 month ago 387.6K views 1 shares
New GTA 6 Screengrab
You're sitting in an Oracle-branded cubicle farm, cops breathing down your neck, with one mission: fix the Java code before Larry shows up. Nothing says "open world adventure" quite like enterprise software development under threat of termination. The wanted level system has been replaced with "how many production bugs did you push," and instead of stealing cars, you're stealing StackOverflow answers while HR watches. The most dangerous heist? Trying to refactor legacy code without breaking everything. Larry Ellison as the final boss is honestly more terrifying than any GTA villain. At least in regular GTA you can just drive away. Here, you're trapped in a beige maze of corporate despair with nothing but a CRT monitor and the faint smell of desperation. 10/10 realism though.

One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison

Databases Programming Backend
6 months ago 442.6K views 0 shares
One Rich Asshole Called Larry Ellison
Ah, the alternative definition of Oracle that database administrators whisper when license auditors aren't around. The company's licensing costs are so astronomical that you need venture capital funding just to run a "Hello World" query. Oracle DBAs don't have retirement plans—they just have Oracle license negotiation PTSD. The real database transaction is the money leaving your company account.

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Senior Knows It Better

Senior Knows It Better

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I Hate Using Python To Write What Should Be Cpp

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