Laptop-wars Memes

The classic virgin vs chad format, but make it about hardware worship. Modern frameworks get roasted for chasing Apple aesthetics with their boring gray colorways and weird dongle-dependent ports, while being so anorexic-thin they can't fit a replaceable battery. Meanwhile, the ThinkPad is out here being the Nokia 3310 of laptops—10+ years old, still kicking, with a replaceable CPU and optical drive bay because why not . The TrackPointer (that iconic red nub) gets the respect it deserves as a "magnificent" input device, while frameworks are crying about not having 14-inch models with sourceable screens. The best part? That ThinkPad can't even run Windows 11 because it lacks TPM 2.0 support, but who cares when you're running Linux like a true gigachad. The "fancy stickers put on by the user" is the cherry on top—because your laptop isn't complete without at least 47 programming language stickers and a "powered by caffeine" decal. Fun fact: ThinkPads were literally tested in space on the ISS. Your MacBook could never.