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The Inception Of Web Development

The Inception Of Web Development
First you learn HTML. Cool. Then JavaScript. Nice. Then you discover you can put JavaScript inside HTML with <script> tags. Wait what? Then you're told about EJS where you write JavaScript inside HTML... but differently? And just when your brain is about to recover, JSX comes along and says "how about writing HTML inside your JavaScript?" The circle of confusion is now complete. No wonder that cat looks like it's questioning its entire existence. The modern web stack isn't a technology—it's a psychological experiment to see how much recursive madness developers will tolerate before they switch to gardening as a career.

The Way I React To These Files Is Unimaginable

The Way I React To These Files Is Unimaginable
Behold the TRAUMA of React development! At the top, we have the blessed, sanctified .jsx file with its holy atom icon, living its best life. Meanwhile below, we're witnessing an ABSOLUTE NIGHTMARE of naming conventions that would make any developer collapse into the fetal position! Four different ways to name the SAME COMPONENT?! Are we TRYING to summon demons into our codebase?! This is the kind of chaos that makes senior developers wake up screaming at night and project managers develop spontaneous eye twitches. The inconsistency is literally CRIMINAL and should be punishable by being forced to use Internet Explorer for all eternity!