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What Not To Do

What Not To Do
Ah, the sacred art of "it works, don't touch it." That smug face perfectly captures the chaotic neutral energy of someone who just fixed a critical bug with a random semicolon and has absolutely no intention of explaining why. Future you will absolutely love trying to debug that mysterious fix six months later when everything breaks again. Nothing says "professional software engineering" quite like leaving cryptic time bombs in your codebase and slinking away with a thumbs up. This is basically the digital equivalent of fixing your car by kicking it in just the right spot and then refusing to tell the mechanic what you did.

The Unholy Trinity Of Code Sources

The Unholy Trinity Of Code Sources
The coding journey in one perfect image! Your code is basically a weird Frankenstein's monster stitched together from three different sources: some obscure blog post you found at 2 AM (the kangaroo), a GitHub repo you don't fully understand but somehow works (the wild dog), and the lifesaving snippets from Stack Overflow that actually make the whole thing run (the rat). The result? That strange hybrid creature at the bottom that shouldn't logically exist but somehow gets the job done during code review. Ship it anyway!

Tale As Old As Programming History

Tale As Old As Programming History
The eternal curse of fragile code! First panel: pure ecstasy after battling a bug for days. Hearts in eyes, maniacal grin—the universal face of "IT WORKS AND I DON'T KNOW WHY." Second panel: the horror when your code spontaneously combusts because you dared to look at it wrong. It's like that house of cards that collapses when someone three rooms away sneezes. The code doesn't just break—it takes personal offense at your happiness. This is why programmers develop trust issues with their own creations.