Tale As Old As Programming History

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Content Just because I'm a programmer doesn't mean I can fix your printer 1 can fix it POT I mean.. COT FASTEST But not because I'm a programmer

Content He said, He has just "one more Bug" to Fix. I'm still waiting for him

Content HANNAH HILLAN BUZZFEED Are you going to sleep? Yes I am. Now shut up. know how to fix that bug on line 102 So what? I don't care. It's not like they are going to pay me overtime for ruining my sleep. Are they? Now shut up

Visual Studio trying to convince us that "ass" is undefined when we all know it's the most well-defined part of the human anatomy. The IDE's prudish error checking is basically the digital equivalent of your grandma covering your eyes during movie kissing scenes. Nice try, Microsoft. We'll just rename it to "posterior" and pretend we're being professional.

You know that feeling when someone asks you to explain a function you wrote six months ago? Or worse, one you wrote last week? Your brain goes into full panic mode trying to deflect like a politician at a hearing. "The DOW is over 50,000 right now, that's what we should be talking about!" Yeah, and that nested ternary operator you wrote is a crime against humanity, but here we are. The desperate subject change is real when you realize you have absolutely no idea what that 47-line function actually does anymore. You just know it works... probably... don't touch it. Pro tip: This is why comments exist. But let's be honest, you're not going to write them either. We'll just keep playing this game of "it works, ship it" until someone brave enough asks questions during code review.