Tale As Old As Programming History

Content Build Docs 6889 6890 6891 6892 6893 6894 6895 6896 6897 6898 SISPE Files Bytes Times Total Copied 411 411 1750 1750 22.31 m 22.31 m 0:00:03 0:00:00 Skipped Mismatch FAILED 0:00:00 0:00:00 Speed Speed 39938493 Bytessec. 2285.298 MegaBytesmin. Ended: Tuesday, March 8, 2022 8:45:13 AM 6900 6901 6902 Error: Process completed with exit code Found this after wasting hours scrolling through the logs for errors: Value Description No files were copied. No failure was met. No files were mismatched. The files already exi in tne destination directory: so the copy operation was skipped All files were copied successfully. There are some additional files in the destination directory that aren't present in the sou directory. No files were copied Some files were copied. Additional files were present. No failure was met. Some files were copied. Some files were mismatched. No failure was met. 8 Additional tiles and mismatched files exist. No files were copied and no failures were me Which means that the files already exist in the destination directory. Files were copied, a file mismatch was present, and additional files were present. Several files didn't copy.

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Product Manager: "I want developers to lower me into my grave so they can LET ME DOWN one last time." Developer: "At least this requirement is clear." QA Engineer: "But is it though? With coffin or without? Which developers? What's the timeline? Need acceptance criteria for 'lowering'. Please clarify the definition of 'grave'. What's our fallback plan if developers are unavailable? Have we considered edge cases like zombie apocalypse?" The eternal dev cycle: PM makes vague request → Dev thinks they understand → QA finds 47 ambiguities that nobody considered. Rinse and repeat until retirement... or funeral.

The infamous integer overflow strikes again! That -2 billion XP is what happens when you're so good at gaming that you broke the 32-bit integer limit (2,147,483,647) and wrapped around to negative territory. It's basically the digital equivalent of being so awesome that the universe penalizes you for it. Same energy as when your bank account shows "-$0.17" but you swear you should be a millionaire. The programmer who didn't use unsigned integers or 64-bit values is probably somewhere crying into their coffee right now.

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Content How to do coding You write some code in the editor Then you try executing it. Fuck! You messed it all up, just like everything else you do. Your code is exactly like your life. A lot of bugs, unreadable... and no one loves you.