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What Would We Have Done

What Would We Have Done
Somewhere in a cramped office in early 2000s Valve, a Korean intern was single-handedly holding up the entire foundation of modern PC gaming like Atlas carrying the world. While everyone else was probably arguing about Half-Life 3 (still waiting, btw), this absolute legend was writing the code that would eventually evolve into Steam—the platform that now holds your wallet hostage during every summer sale. The weight of billions of future gamers, countless indie developers, and the entire digital distribution model resting on those shoulders. No pressure though. Just casually architecting the infrastructure that would make physical game copies obsolete and turn Gabe Newell into a demigod. Fun fact: Steam was initially created because Valve needed a way to push updates to Counter-Strike. Now it's a multi-billion dollar empire. Talk about scope creep done right.

Commented The Code

Commented The Code
When the Senior Dev asks how you fixed that critical bug and all you did was add // TODO: Fix this later and somehow it works now... The look of absolute horror on Tom's face is the perfect representation of senior developers everywhere realizing their codebase is held together by digital duct tape and wishful thinking. Meanwhile, Jerry the intern is just happy the red squiggly lines disappeared from his IDE. The greatest mystery in software development isn't why the bug appeared—it's why it vanished after you acknowledged its existence in a comment. It's like the bug got embarrassed and decided to hide.

Weare Sorry

Weare Sorry
Oh sweet summer intern! That awkward elevator moment when you realize why everyone's being suspiciously nice to you. 😅 The classic bait-and-switch where you go from "Wow, what a welcoming team!" to "Oh wait, I'm just free labor for unit tests nobody wants to write." The senior dev's face says it all - that perfect mix of guilt and relief that the testing burden is about to be offloaded. It's like getting invited to a party only to discover it's actually a moving day and you're the only one without a sudden back injury!