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Lest We Forget

Lest We Forget
Oh look, it's the tech industry's favorite magic trick: making history repeat itself while pretending it's innovation! RAM manufacturers really said "you know what was fun? That DRAM price-fixing scandal from the late 90s" and decided to run it back for the nostalgia. Both eras feature suspiciously coordinated price hikes and antitrust lawsuits, because apparently some lessons are meant to be learned... never. The "Corporate needs you to find the differences" format is *chef's kiss* here because there literally ARE no differences. Just swap out SDRAM for DDR5, add 24 years, and boom—same cartel behavior, different generation of memory. It's like a sequel nobody asked for but everyone has to pay for anyway. Your wallet is crying in both timelines.

Who Would've Guessed It Backfired

Who Would've Guessed It Backfired
Mandatory ID verification to stop cheaters. Genius plan, right? Turns out forcing everyone to submit government IDs just created a thriving black market for stolen identities. The game died, criminals got rich, and now we're speedrunning the same mistake but with operating systems. Nothing says "security" quite like handing your grandma's ID to the same people who still think "password123" is acceptable. The criminals are already rubbing their hands together. They learned from Scum that mandatory verification isn't a wall—it's a product catalog. History repeats itself, first as tragedy, then as a government IT policy.

The History Book On The Shelf Is Always Repeating Itself

The History Book On The Shelf Is Always Repeating Itself
Nothing says "tech industry" quite like watching the same economic disasters play out on repeat. RAM prices spiking 80% in 2021? Check. RAM prices spiking again in 2025? Check. It's like the hardware manufacturers have a playbook and they're not even trying to hide it anymore. The guy flipping through his calendar to find the last time this happened is all of us trying to figure out if we're living in a time loop or if the industry just has zero originality. Spoiler: it's both. Supply chain issues, factory fires, "market conditions"—the excuses change but the price gouging stays the same. Pro tip: if you ever need to predict the future of hardware prices, just look at what happened 4 years ago. It's basically astrology but with more DDR5.