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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Hardcoded passwords Memes

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When AI Becomes Your Security Consultant

Security AI Devops Programming Cloud
1 month ago 99.3K views 0 shares
When AI Becomes Your Security Consultant
When you ask Jules AI to help with your configuration and it decides security is for the weak. From port 443 (HTTPS) to 8080 (plain HTTP), SSL disabled, and the cherry on top—replacing your environment variable with a hardcoded "password" literally called "dummy." This is what happens when you let AI write your security config. Next up: storing credit card numbers in a public GitHub repo called "definitely_not_important_stuff."

The Selective Optimization Syndrome

Gamedev Security Programming Debugging
3 months ago 119.1K views 0 shares
The Selective Optimization Syndrome
The duality of programmer perfectionism is a beautiful thing to behold. Top left: spending 47 hours meticulously organizing virtual factories in Factorio with conveyor belts that would make Marie Kondo weep tears of joy. Top right: obsessing over system architecture diagrams until your eyes bleed because "IT MUST BE PERFECT." Meanwhile, bottom left: the actual code you're paid to write has security so weak it might as well be a "Please Don't Hack Me" sticky note. Password literally hardcoded as "Password"? *chef's kiss* Bottom right: villain from a silent film declaring "MY JOB HERE IS DONE" because hey, it compiles and passes that one test you wrote! The optimization is clearly happening in all the wrong places. But the code runs in production, so... ship it!

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