Day 3 of coding and you're already having an existential crisis about Git. That mysterious entity who keeps throwing errors at you like "fatal: not a git repository" or "Your branch is behind by 47 commits." At this point, Git feels less like version control software and more like a passive-aggressive roommate who constantly reminds you of every mistake you've ever made. "Who is git and why does he keep blaming me" perfectly captures that beautiful moment when you're still innocent enough to think Git is personally attacking you. Spoiler alert: it only gets worse. Wait until you discover merge conflicts, detached HEAD states, and the joy of accidentally force-pushing to main. But hey, at least you're vibing while the errors pile up.