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Who needs Dropbox when you've got unlimited repos? The real GitHub pro move isn't collaboration—it's exploiting that sweet, sweet free storage. Nothing says "senior developer" like having a private repo called "vacation_pics_2023" with 500 commits that are just JPEGs of your dog at the beach. GitHub staff probably wondering why someone needs to version control 8GB of wedding photos with commit messages like "final_final_ACTUALLY_FINAL.jpg".

HONEY, PLEASE! Who has time for GitHub's intended purpose when you can exploit it as your personal cloud storage?! 💅 The AUDACITY of developers using a version control platform for... *gasp*... version control! Meanwhile, the rest of us GENIUSES are uploading our vacation photos and meme collections to repositories called "definitely-important-code-stuff". Free storage is free storage, darling, and I'm not about to pay for Dropbox when I can just push my 4K cat pictures to main! #HackingTheSystem