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What Was Your First Project?
Gamedev Unity Programming
3 days ago 189.7K views 0 shares
What Was Your First Project?
Every aspiring game dev starts with "I'm just gonna make a simple platformer" and somehow ends up planning a massively multiplayer open-world FPS with crafting mechanics, procedural generation, ray-traced graphics, and a blockchain economy. Then reality hits harder than a null pointer exception. The emo Spider-Man sitting in the rain captures that exact moment when you realize your first game won't be the next GTA meets Minecraft meets Cyberpunk. Instead, you'll be lucky if you can get a cube to move without clipping through the floor. The ambition-to-skill ratio is truly unmatched in the gamedev world. Pro tip: Start with Pong. Then maybe Snake. Then we'll talk about your ultrarealistic MMO.

When Your Calculator Has An Identity Crisis
Programming Webdev Javascript Frontend
5 months ago 330.3K views 0 shares
When Your Calculator Has An Identity Crisis
The calculator that prints "Hello World" instead of 35 is the perfect representation of a developer's first project. Sure, it doesn't actually calculate anything, but who cares about functionality when you've successfully made your code say something? The transition from "I'm going to build a calculator" to "Look, it prints text!" is basically the developer equivalent of planning to clean your entire house but settling for organizing one drawer and calling it a productive day. At least it doesn't throw an exception, which is already better than 90% of first projects.

When Your Calculator Identifies As A Programmer
Frontend Webdev Javascript Programming Debugging
6 months ago 263.1K views 0 shares
When Your Calculator Identifies As A Programmer
OH. MY. GOD. The absolute AUDACITY of this calculator! You input 7 × 5, expecting a boring old 35, and what do you get? "Hello World"?! SERIOUSLY?! 💀 When your first coding project is such a disaster that basic math transforms into introductory programming phrases. The calculator had ONE JOB—to calculate—but decided to have an existential crisis instead and greet the universe! This is what happens when you let your code decide its own career path without proper supervision!

Me Coding My First Project
Programming Csharp Algorithms Debugging
7 months ago 198.6K views 0 shares
Me Coding My First Project
Ah, the classic "checking if a number is even" function written by someone who clearly slept through the modulo operator lesson. Instead of the simple return number % 2 == 0 , this poor soul is writing out every possible case until they presumably die of old age around number 2,147,483,647. This is the programming equivalent of digging a tunnel with a spoon when there's a perfectly good excavator sitting right there. The desperate tweet above the code says it all - there IS an easier way, buddy. There always is.