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HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

HTTP 418: I'm a teapot

The server identifies as a teapot now and is on a tea break, brb

Fiber optic Memes

Posts tagged with Fiber optic

Wait, We Can Do That Now?

Networking Hardware
1 day ago 94.0K views 0 shares
Wait, We Can Do That Now?
FIBER OPTIC CABLES: *exist* JOURNALISTS: "HOLD THE PHONE! Are these magical glass straws the secret to slurping internet at the speed of light?!" The absolute DRAMA of tech journalism discovering basic networking technology that's been around since the 1970s! Next headline: "Revolutionary new invention called 'electricity' might power your devices!" Meanwhile, network engineers are having aneurysms in the corner while journalists act like they've discovered alien technology. The disconnect is simply *chef's kiss* magnificent!

The Fiber Optic Aristocrat

Networking Webdev Devops Programming
4 months ago 128.2K views 0 shares
The Fiber Optic Aristocrat
Ah, the distinguished gentleman frog has achieved what most developers only dream of—escaping bandwidth purgatory. While the rest of us are debugging code at 3 MB/s, this amphibian aristocrat is hopping into fiber optic paradise where pages load before you even think about clicking them. The formal announcement style is what makes this perfect. Nothing says "I've transcended your peasant-tier internet" quite like dressing up as a 19th-century dignitary to announce your technological superiority. It's basically the networking equivalent of pushing to production on Friday and nothing breaking. Meanwhile, I'm still waiting for my Docker image to download. Maybe in another century.

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