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The Most Honest Malware Ever

Security Windows Programming

10 months ago 619.5K views 1 shares

The Most Honest Malware Ever

When your virus is so underfunded it has to resort to social engineering. The "Azerbaijan virus" politely asking you to destroy your own computer is like that junior dev who breaks the build and then asks if you could just delete the git repository to fix it. Meanwhile, let's not ignore the desktop icons - "Allah.exe" and "Pakistan Zindabad" sitting right next to Discord and μTorrent. This person's desktop organization is the real security vulnerability here.

I Don't Want To Compile With You Anymore

Git Programming Devops Linux MacOS

1 year ago 431.4K views 1 shares

I Don't Want To Compile With You Anymore

Ah, the moment you find that promising GitHub project with 5k stars, only to discover you need to compile it from source. Suddenly your enthusiasm evaporates faster than RAM in a Chrome tab. The classic developer dilemma: is this cool tool worth the 45 minutes of dependency hell, or should you just keep using your janky workaround that "mostly works"? Nine times out of ten, that project stays uncompiled, forever living in the graveyard of "cool things I'll try someday."