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The Algorithm Is Just Bob's Caffeine-Fueled Code

Algorithms Programming Debugging Testing

1 month ago 86.2K views 0 shares

The Algorithm Is Just Bob's Caffeine-Fueled Code

Let's be honest, "algorithm" is just a fancy word we use to sound smart in meetings. What we're really talking about is that spaghetti code Dave wrote at 2am after his sixth energy drink. Next time your product manager complains about "the algorithm" showing users the wrong content, just say "Oh, you mean that if-else nightmare Brad cobbled together during sprint planning while simultaneously attending three other Zoom calls?" Much more accurate.

Don't Be Lazy: AI Won't Fix Your Bad Code

AI React Programming Debugging Frontend

1 month ago 99.8K views 0 shares

Don't Be Lazy: AI Won't Fix Your Bad Code

The eternal struggle between developer and AI. One wants a magical performance boost with zero effort, while the other suggests doing actual optimization work. Reminds me of every junior dev who thinks adding more RAM will fix their O(n²) algorithm. Spoiler: it won't. Batman's slap represents the harsh reality check we all need sometimes—no AI will save you from learning proper engineering practices.

This Shit Again

AI Algorithms Math Programming Python

3 months ago 153.6K views 0 shares

This Shit Again

When your boss says "we need to implement machine learning" but all you really need is a simple if-statement. The eternal struggle of devs everywhere - getting asked to use a sledgehammer when a regular hammer would do just fine. The math behind ML is the unsexy reality nobody wants to talk about at standup.