Energy consumption Memes

AI companies pitching their next model like "just give us another 500 megawatts and we'll totally achieve AGI this time, we promise." The exponential scaling of AI training infrastructure has gotten so ridiculous that tech giants are literally partnering with nuclear power plants to feed their GPU farms. Microsoft's Three Mile Island deal, anyone? The tweet format is chef's kiss—the baby doubling in size with exponential growth that makes zero biological sense perfectly mirrors how AI companies keep scaling compute and expecting intelligence to magically emerge. "Just 10x the parameters again, bro. Trust me, bro. AGI is right around the corner." Meanwhile, the energy consumption is growing faster than the actual capabilities. Fun fact: Training GPT-3 consumed about 1,287 MWh of electricity—enough to power an average American home for 120 years. And that was the small one compared to what they're cooking up now.

Your latest AI model requires the computational power of a small country just to tell someone how to center a div. Meanwhile, the energy bill could fund a small nation's GDP, but hey, at least it can write "Hello World" in 47 different coding styles. The model literally needs to pause and contemplate its existence before tackling one of the most googled questions in web development history. We've reached peak efficiency: burning through kilowatts to solve problems that a single line of CSS has been handling since 1998. Nothing says "technological progress" quite like needing three datacenters worth of GPUs to answer what flexbox was invented for.