Dual monitors Memes

You spend $800 on a fancy ultrawide with perfect color calibration for your main display, then grab that dusty 1080p TN panel from 2009 with the dead pixel and 60Hz refresh rate for the second monitor. The color temperature doesn't match, the bezels are different sizes, and one sits 2 inches higher than the other. But hey, at least you can keep Stack Overflow open on the garbage monitor while you pretend to code on the good one. Budget optimization at its finest.

That glorious moment when you finally cave and buy a second monitor, and suddenly your entire existence transforms from a pathetic single-screen peasant to DUAL-MONITOR ROYALTY! The missing puzzle piece in your developer soul wasn't love or purpose—it was 1920 more pixels of pure, unadulterated screen real estate! Once you've tasted the forbidden fruit of dragging windows between monitors instead of alt-tabbing like a caveman, there's absolutely NO GOING BACK. Your productivity has increased by approximately 4000% (or at least that's what you tell yourself to justify the expense).