Cosmic horror Memes

The ultimate cosmic horror for system admins everywhere. Galactus, devourer of worlds, has demands that would make Cthulhu shudder: rewriting the Linux kernel in JavaScript. Just imagine - your mission-critical infrastructure running on a language where [] + [] equals an empty string and [] + {} equals "[object Object]". The kernel panics would be replaced with "undefined is not a function" and your uptime would be measured in milliseconds. No wonder they couldn't negotiate. Some prices are too high, even for the survival of humanity.