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The Human Shield Between Devs And Reality

Agile Programming Devops

1 year ago 349.6K views 0 shares

The Human Shield Between Devs And Reality

The Project Manager is literally taking bullets for the team while developers peacefully sleep through the chaos. That brave PM is intercepting all those client complaints and feature requests with their own body, getting absolutely shredded in the process. Meanwhile, devs are in blissful REM sleep, completely unaware that their inbox would be a war zone without that human shield in green camo. The PM doesn't even get hazard pay for this level of client-facing carnage!

Git Push Origin Main --Force-With-Lease

Git Devops Programming Debugging Security

1 year ago 520.2K views 1 shares

Git Push Origin Main --Force-With-Lease

Ah, the classic "change your Git config and push a bug to production" move. It's like framing your coworker for murder, but in code form. This junior dev just performed the digital equivalent of identity theft by changing their Git config to match their senior's name and email, then pushed broken code straight to prod. Now when the blame command runs, it points to the innocent senior dev who's about to have a very confusing conversation with management. Pure corporate sabotage disguised as a rookie mistake. Diabolical.