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The Eight-Day Week Phenomenon

Csharp Programming Debugging Testing Backend

16 days ago 172.1K views 0 shares

The Eight-Day Week Phenomenon

When your coworker creates a new day of the week called "Monwednesday" between Tuesday and Wednesday. Because clearly, the regular week wasn't chaotic enough! That's the kind of time-bending sorcery that happens when you code at 3 AM fueled by nothing but energy drinks and deadline panic. The commit was 9 months ago, so it's probably in production now, silently breaking calendar apps worldwide. And they say programmers can't change the fabric of spacetime!

Chad Contributes To Github

Git Devops Agile Programming

4 months ago 141.5K views 0 shares

Chad Contributes To Github

OH. MY. GOD. Witness the absolute PEAK of open source contribution! 💅 Our hero swoops in with the MOST revolutionary five-word commit of all time: "I'm not working on this. Closing." And then—PLOT TWIST—they mark it as COMPLETED! The AUDACITY! The EFFICIENCY! This is basically software development's equivalent of showing up to a house fire with a water gun, declaring "I'm not putting this out," and then collecting a firefighter medal. Pure. Chaotic. Genius. 🏆