chef Memes

I never thought it would happen to me

I never thought it would happen to me | design-memes, IT-memes, idea-memes, ide-memes, chef-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 19 January 2023 Chef Today at 07:58 Yo do you know anything about mobile app design av got a business idea blankettripod Today at 16:42 Dear god Go ahead Chef Today at 16:43 Would need to explain it over call

r/Antiwork love us.

r/Antiwork love us. | tech-memes, iphone-memes, twitter-memes, retweet-memes, chef-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content News Home Popular rantiwork uPaintYourDemons 20h imgur Tech dudes jesse scheff61 Tech dudes will make 600k a year and still venmo request 2 for your share of the chips and salsa 10:47 AM 4922 Twitter for iPhone 543 Retweets 153 Quote Tweets 10.8K Likes Josh josh8lee 16h Replying to scheff61 But what's wrong? There is an app called splitwise for that sort of thing. Remember you don't take home 600K, a significant amount of that goes to gov. 4 466 I 139 1, Share Proorar

ahhh yes... Professional Googlers

ahhh yes... Professional Googlers | programmer-memes, code-memes, program-memes, google-memes, IT-memes, chef-memes, cs-memes, comment-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content 971 comments X I quit Tik Tok programmers are overpaid, all of my SE friends 2070 work less than half the time they are "at work" and google everything else 2d Reply bizkutO Knowing how to Google is a skill. knowing what code to copy and where to put it is a skill. 2d Reply Avocado bizkutO only ppl who get overpaid to google and copy paste think they are skills 2d Reply I chef Avocado if its so easy then why don't u do it? 2d Reply Avocado chefj I majored in mathematics. I needed more Add comment. 1540 171 1129 28 ProarammerHumor.io

Now Iam Become Chef Creator Of Spaghetti Code

NowIAmBecomeChefCreatorOfSpaghettiCode | code-memes, ide-memes, chef-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content starting new side project 6 months later when nothing less than a refactoring can save it. ProgrammerHumor id

how is this even possible?

how is this even possible? | coding-memes, code-memes, tech-memes, python-memes, linux-memes, ux-memes, computing-memes, machine learning-memes, management-memes, server-memes, aws-memes, testing-memes, test-memes, node-memes, nodejs-memes, loc-memes, machine-memes, lock-memes, git-memes, data-memes, security-memes, windows-memes, bash-memes, docker-memes, function-memes, powershell-memes, rest-memes, shell-memes, jenkins-memes, blockchain-memes, monitor-memes, network-memes, cloud-memes, ide-memes, mac-memes, artificial intelligence-memes, bot-memes, big data-memes, pip-memes, terraform-memes, ci/cd-memes, puppet-memes, kubernetes-memes, container-memes, devops-memes, sysadmin-memes, chef-memes, pipeline-memes, cs-memes, encryption-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content You will bring cross-domain expertise, covering a mix of many of the following areas: AWS - laas, Boto3, DevOps Serverless Computing - Lambda, Containers (Docker, Kubernetes, ECSEKS), Kinesis, API Gateway Infrastructure as Code (laC) - CloudFormation, Terraform, AWS SAM Networking Security - RBACABAC, Troubleshooting, Scanning, Encryption, AWS ControlTower, SSO (AWS SSO, Okta), AWS Cognito, AWS Transit Gateway Sysadmin Skills - Windows, Linux, Active Directory, Patching, Backup, Monitoring CICD - Pipelines, Tooling, Testing, Git Deployment Models, Jenkins, AWS CodePipeline Coding - Python, Bash, Powershell, NodeJs, Go Config Management - Chef, Puppet, Ansible, AWS SSM You have worked with a variety of customers (internalexternal) on a number of projects in a consultative nature. Stakeholder Management - You have guided andor influenced customer stakeholders You have a keen interest in emerging technologies such as Machine Learning, loT, Artificial Intelligence, Blockchain, Big Data, Virtual Reality etc. PROACTIVE: Take an active interest in what's going on in the business outside of your immediate function. Identify ProdrammerHumor io

here's all our production accounts in an excel file

here's all our production accounts in an excel file | web-memes, devs-memes, excel-memes, production-memes, ide-memes, chef-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Druide tigarsdruide japanese chefs: you have dutifully made nothing but tamagoyaki for the past 6 years. I deem you now worthy to learn the advanced art of putting fish into a tube web devs : vou just finished bootcamp? great. here's 15 million SSNs

Is it too late to become a chef?

Is it too late to become a chef? | programmer-memes, program-memes, version-memes, IT-memes, retweet-memes, chef-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Randall Koutnik Follow v rkoutnik Why programmers like cooking: You peel the carrot, you chop the carrot, you put the carrot in the stew. You don't suddenly find out that your peeler is several versions behind and they dropped support for carrots in 4.3 9:22 PM - 16 Jan 2019 1,845 Retweets 5,689 Likes 68 17 1.8K 5.7K

Call me masterchef because I make the best spaghetti around here.

Call me masterchef because I make the best spaghetti around here. | coding-memes, chef-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content What are you doing? Me: Coding. FO)CUSED F(O)CUSED F(O)CUSED 10 USED F(O)CUSED FO)USED F(O)CUSED F(O)CUSED ID: 231816440 FOCUSEDCOLLECTION.COM

Probably you already have faced this

Probably you already have faced this | programmer-memes, code-memes, program-memes, http-memes, chef-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Estimation Inexperienced Developer that'll take 2 days, tops. Experienced Developer that'll take at least 2 weeks. Inexperienced PM (2 days? sounds . but! only scheduled a day holt: and a Experienced PM (2 weeks? Sounds ok. Is going to be lat least three, AND TheN SALES ComEs ALONG: GOoD NEWS! I GoT ThE Shit CONTRACT SIGNED: 1 DAY! 80 CodeChef Estimation CodeChef ProgrammersHumor via: http:bit.ly2x5nul

Don't say you love the anime

Don't say you love the anime | js-memes, chef-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Don't say you love the anime If you haven't read the manga HOW TO COOK SPAGRIET JS RECIPES BY Chef Bovardee

Probably you already have faced this

Probably you already have faced this | programmer-memes, code-memes, program-memes, http-memes, chef-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Estimation Inexperienced Developer that'll take 2 days, tops. Experienced Developer (that'll take at least 2 weeks. Inexperienced PM (2 days? sounds, oK but! only a scheduled Experienced PM (2 weeks? Sounds oKa (is going to be o least three AND TheN SALES CoMEs ALONG: GOOD NEWS? I GOT THE Shit CONTRACT SIGNED! 1 DAY! M 80 CodeChef Estimation CodeChef ProgrammersHumor via: http:bit.ly21x5nul

here's all our production accounts in an excel file

here's all our production accounts in an excel file | web-memes, devs-memes, excel-memes, production-memes, ide-memes, chef-memes, product-memes | ProgrammerHumor.io
Content Druide tigarsdruide japanese chefs: you have dutifully made nothing but tamagoyaki for the past 6 years. I deem you now worthy to learn the advanced art of putting fish into a tube web devs : vou just finished bootcamp? great. here's 15 million SSNs