Air-gapped Memes

Ah yes, the rubber band firewall. Because nothing says "enterprise-grade security" like physically preventing your ethernet cable from connecting to the network. Can't get hacked if you can't get online, right? It's technically air-gapped security, just with extra steps and a lot more desperation. Honestly though, after dealing with zero-day exploits, supply chain attacks, and explaining to management why we need to patch for the 47th time this month, maybe this person is onto something. Sometimes the best defense is just... not playing the game at all.