Air-gapped Memes

Oh look, someone finally cracked the code to ultimate security: a physical notebook! While everyone's freaking out about LastPass breaches and debating whether Bitwarden or 1Password is more secure, this absolute genius just went full analog. Zero-day exploits? Can't hack paper, baby! SQL injection? Not unless you've got a really aggressive pen. And the best part? It's LITERALLY air-gapped—no WiFi, no Bluetooth, no cloud sync drama. Just you, your terrible handwriting, and the crushing anxiety of losing this ONE book that contains the keys to your entire digital kingdom. The ultimate self-hosted solution: hosted in your drawer, backed up by... uh... your memory? Good luck with that disaster recovery plan when your dog eats it.

Ah yes, the rubber band firewall. Because nothing says "enterprise-grade security" like physically preventing your ethernet cable from connecting to the network. Can't get hacked if you can't get online, right? It's technically air-gapped security, just with extra steps and a lot more desperation. Honestly though, after dealing with zero-day exploits, supply chain attacks, and explaining to management why we need to patch for the 47th time this month, maybe this person is onto something. Sometimes the best defense is just... not playing the game at all.