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The Password Security Nightmare
Security Devops Programming Databases
10 days ago 83.2K views 0 shares
The Password Security Nightmare
The eternal battle between security experts and literally everyone else. Security guy is all "your password needs 20 characters, uppercase, lowercase, numbers, special characters, and the blood of your firstborn" while the user's just sitting there like "why? 'admin' is fine." The look of pure horror on his face in that last panel is every IT professional who's discovered their company's production database password is "password123" and suddenly understood why they've been getting hacked every other Tuesday.

Know Your User Demographics
Linux Security Bash Programming
1 month ago 107.7K views 0 shares
Know Your User Demographics
When your operating system's account gets compromised but your userbase is too valuable to alienate. Classic market demographics at work - turns out the Venn diagram of "Linux enthusiasts" and "people who type UwU unironically" is just a circle. The admin tried to escape, but you can't sudo your way out of this dependency hell.

Must Have Long Hair For CLI
Git Security Programming Linux
2 months ago 108.6K views 0 shares
Must Have Long Hair For CLI
The eternal battle between GUI lovers and command-line purists rages on! The security team is freaking out about GitHub Desktop while the Linux admin (sporting that glorious CLI-worthy mane) is having none of it. It's like bringing a mouse to a keyboard fight. Real devs type commands with their eyes closed while drinking coffee with their third hand. The GUI crowd might as well be using Fisher-Price "My First Computer" while the command-line warriors judge silently from their black terminal screens. The hair length is directly proportional to terminal proficiency. That's just science.