That drawer in your office that's basically a graveyard for every AUK cable variant ever manufactured. Sure, you haven't used DisplayPort to Mini-DVI in six years, but the moment you throw it out, someone's gonna walk in with a 2009 MacBook and an urgent presentation. So you keep them all. Every. Single. One. The USB-A to USB-B, the VGA that weighs more than your laptop, that mysterious proprietary connector from a printer that died in 2014. Your coworkers mock you until they need to connect something obscure, then suddenly you're the hero. Cable hoarding isn't a problem, it's disaster preparedness.