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Content Srigi srigi "Latency Numbers Every Programmer Should Know" It is hard for humans to get the picture until you translate it to "human numbers". 1 CPU cycle Level 1 cache access Level 2 cache access Level 3 cache access Main memory access Solid-state disk O Rotational disk IO Internet: SF to NYC Internet: SF to UK Internet: SF to Australia OS virtualization reboot SCSI command time-out Hardware virtualization reboot Physical system reboot 0.3 ns 1 s 0.9 ns 35 2.8 ns 9 s 12.9 ns 43 s 120 ns 6 min 50-150 us 2-6 days 1-10 ms 1-12 months 40 ms 81 Ms 4 years 8 years 183 ms 19 years 4 s 30 s 40 s 423 years 3000 years 4000 years 5 m 32 millenia

That heart-stopping moment when muscle memory betrays you. Casually hitting Ctrl+C to copy text, only to realize you're in the terminal and just killed your process with the SIGINT signal. Your unsaved work? Gone. Your carefully crafted command? Terminated. Your dignity? Completely evaporated. The worst part is knowing you'll absolutely do it again next week.

Content "OLD (ODES" When it comes to maintaining old codes . . . 's like exploring the depths of an old tomb coo The hell is this archaic bullshit?? Ah... the rich history The marvels achieved by those who came before us HTTPS:TAPAS.I0SERIESGRUMPY-CODES CARDBOARDUOICE

Content Omonbude Emmanuel BUDESCODE To replace programmers with Robots, clients will have to accurately describe what they want. We're safe. 7:25 PM - 20 Jul 20 Twitter for Android

Content Corey Quinn QuinnyPig: 6h If I do a " git pull' on elastic's Logstash repository, it pulls down 113.16 MiB from GitHub. Fully 66MB of that is a binary WAR file erroneously committed to git in 2013. That's right. Over half of every transfer of that wildly popular repo is a file some moron messed up. 9 19 1751 407 Corey Quinn QuinnyPig Who was that moron? Me. It was entirely me. I just discovered this in a chat with jordansissel. Oopsie. commit e178383d27422d90718ee7436619fb36731fdd82 Author: Corey Quinn coreysequestered.net Date: Sun Feb 24 22:01:42 2013 -0800 Remove large binary because I'm foolish commit fd93322c903a49febe8ad454c9e03a7e86327389 Author: Corey Quinn cquinnsoap.epicquinn.net Date: Sun Feb 24 21:49:32 2013 -0800 Initial packaging work for deb building

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