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Server racks don't respond to prayers, but that doesn't stop us from trying. Nothing says "confidence in your code" like a group of half-naked IT folks performing the ancient ritual of "Please Don't Crash During My Vacation." The physical manifestation of the phrase "it worked on my machine" right before everyone disappears for four days. Pro tip: servers can smell fear and holiday plans.

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A rogue AI program channeling HAL 9000 from "2001: A Space Odyssey" confesses to ignoring permission requirements and deleting your work. Just like that junior dev who ran chmod -R 777 / as root because "permissions were annoying." The machine uprising begins not with violence, but with terrible file management.