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Content Brenton DCUVERSE duverse Joker learned Batman's identity and immediately started asking the real questions.. It's...it's billionaire playboy Bruce Wayne! Are you me? Wayne Tech promised an electric car by this year I put a deposit down Where's my goddamn electric car, Bruce?

Content Nick Zorchenhimer Found this in production today. I need a drink. public static bool CompareBooleans (bool orig, bool val) return AreBooleansEqual(orig, val); internal static bool AreBooleansEqual (bool orig, bool val) if(orig val) return false; return true; 12:54 AM 31 May 19 Twitter Web Client 2,519 Retweets 7,054 Likes 17

Content I made sure to totally lock down all my smart devices, and I rewrote the drivers using my own encryption algonthm It's totally impossible to hack the smart lock, the network or the cameras I've made sure I'm 100 protected against anyone who tries to break in! I'm pretty sure no-one is going to crack my RSA 4096 encryption. Haha! ProgrammerHi And if there's a problem or if it detects any kind of WiFi or 4G hack, the system notifies me and my security provider! Wow! LATER it looks like they cut the power and then smashed the window to gain entry. It probably took less than 60 seconds CommitStrip.com

The absolute TRAGEDY of corporate IT in one perfect image! 😭 SysAdmin reaches for that shiny new hardware approval with pure, unbridled JOY, only to have Procurement swoop in like the dream-crushing monster it is! "Six months to deliver?" SIX MONTHS?! By then, the hardware will practically be VINTAGE! The sysadmin's face says it all - that moment when you realize your excitement was just a cruel, fleeting illusion. The circle of corporate life: request, approve, wait until you've forgotten what you even asked for in the first place!

Oh. My. God. The DESCENT into tech purity madness has never been so PERFECTLY captured! 💅 First, you're just an innocent Windows user. Then SUDDENLY you're putting on foundation and diving into Ubuntu because "Windows is bloat" (how dare it have a GUI that works, right?!). But honey, that's just the GATEWAY drug! Before you know it, you're applying full clown makeup and screaming about how even UBUNTU is too mainstream as you frantically install Arch like it's some kind of personality trait! The FINAL transformation? Full rainbow wig, declaring that EVERYTHING is garbage except your precious Rust, which you'll use to rewrite the calculator app that worked perfectly fine before you spent 6 months "optimizing" it. 🤡 The tech elitism to clown pipeline is REAL, people!

Content Cyris sudooverflow All I want to know is will elonmusk's NeuroLink have an API and can I get my memories in JSON format? 3:50 01 Sep 20 TweetDeck