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Nothing screams "elite hacker" to non-tech folks like a black terminal with white text. I've literally had people back away nervously when I'm just checking disk space with df -h . It's like showing a calculator to someone in the 1600s—instant witchcraft trial. Ten years writing enterprise software and people still think I'm breaking into the Pentagon when I'm actually just trying to remember the syntax for tar for the 500th time.

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Ah, the classic "permission denied" scenario! A man has a heart attack, and a Computer Science PhD swoops in with OldMan.setHealth("100%") - but it fails spectacularly. Then comes the magic word every Linux user knows: sudo . Because nothing says "I have the power to fix anything" like superuser privileges. Medical degree? Nah. Root access? Absolutely. This is basically every programmer thinking they can solve real-world problems with code snippets. The patient recovered thanks to elevated permissions, not medical expertise. Classic case of "it works in production."

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