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teejdv teejdv " use Linux as my operating system," I state proudly to the unkempt, bearded man. He swivels around in his desk chair with a devilish gleam in his eyes, ready to mansplain with extreme precision. "Actually," he says with a grin, "Linux is just the kernel. you use GNU Linux." don’t miss a beat and reply with a smirk, "I use Alpine, a distro that doesn’t include the GNU coreutils, or any other GNU code. It’s Linux, but it’s not GNULinux." The smile quickly drops from the man’s face. His body begins convulsing and he foams at the mouth as he drop to the floor with a sickly thud. As he writhes around he screams "I-IT WAS COMPILED WITH GCC! THAT MEANS IT’S STILL GNU!" interrupt his response with "and work is being made on the kernel to make it more compiler-agnostic. Even if you were correct, you won’t be for long." 9:00 PM Aug 2, 2023 500.8K Views 495 Retweets 44 Quotes 5,077 Likes 555 Bookmarks