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Windows users pretending there's a difference between cmd.exe and "black magic" is peak corporate delusion. Your grandma gets it – both are equally incomprehensible command-line interfaces that might as well be ancient sorcery. At least Linux terminal users admit they're practicing witchcraft.

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SWEET MOTHER OF LEGACY CODE! 😱 A Gordon Ramsay-style tech show would be the MOST SAVAGE THING EVER! Imagine him discovering your company is running Ubuntu 8.04 (released in 2008 and LONG dead) with not one but TWO backdoors AND a crypto miner stealing your electricity! That's like finding expired ingredients from the last decade AND rats in the kitchen! And owing $2 MILLION to AWS?! That's not technical debt, that's technical BANKRUPTCY! The cloud bill alone would make Gordon's veins pop out of his forehead while he screams "THIS INFRASTRUCTURE IS SO OLD IT REMEMBERS WHEN JAVASCRIPT WAS COOL THE FIRST TIME!"

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Content JA Please write a dialog in Shakespeare style. There are two characters: 1. A programmer that has done exactly what his customer told him to. 2. A customer that is not happy with the project and thinks that the programmer should have done something else. Programmer: O, good my lord, what brings thee here today? Customer: Thou hast failed me, programmer. Thy project is not up to my standards. Programmer: But my lord, I did exactly as thou commanded. I followed thy instructions to the letter. Customer: Thou art a fool, programmer. Thou shouldst have used thy own judgement and done what thou thought was best for the project. Programmer: Forgive me, my lord. I shall strive to do better in the future and use my own judgement. Customer: See that thou do, programmer. I expect nothing less than excellence from thee. Programmer: Aye, my lord. I shall not disappoint thee again.