Your Fun Has Been Suspended

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[text] def myfunction printHello World async def myasyncfunction printHello World function myFunction console. logHello World I async function myAsyncFunction console.logHello World 3 fn myfunction printlnHello World b R LR A S R T St G printlnHello World b RSSO Console.WriteLineHello World async void myAsyncFunction Console.WriteLineHello World i LS LTI AR SN AT b B R T S TSSO printHello World

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