Recursion

When your JS skills are so hot that recruiters think you can mix a mean cocktail. Nothing says "tech career pinnacle" like getting job offers to pour drinks because you know how to center a div. Five years of React experience and the algorithm thinks you'd be great at remembering which drinks need little umbrellas. Might as well put "can operate a blender" on your LinkedIn profile next to "full stack developer."

Content when you're searching for a Javascript answer but only query answers shows up

Ah, JavaScript - where "11" + 1 equals "111" but "11" - 1 equals 10. The language where type coercion is less of a feature and more of a practical joke played by sadistic language designers. The character's enthusiasm quickly evaporates when confronted with JavaScript's notorious string concatenation vs. numeric operation behavior. And lurking in the shadows? TypeScript, silently judging, ready to save us from ourselves with its static typing. It's like having a designated driver when the rest of us are drunk on dynamic typing.

The ultimate LinkedIn tech bro wisdom has arrived! Nothing says "I'm disrupting the industry" like telling seasoned developers their decade of debugging nightmares is now obsolete because some AI can spit out half-baked code after being fed StackOverflow answers. The Kübler-Ross grief model for programmers is spot on though—we've moved from "AI will never replace us" to "WHY IS THIS CHATBOT WRITING BETTER REGEX THAN ME?!" in record time. My favorite part is the condescending "adapt or die" mentality from someone who probably thinks "fighting PHP demons" means they once had to center a div. Meanwhile, actual developers know AI is just another tool that generates bugs with unprecedented efficiency.

The calm software engineer enjoying his lunch while chaos erupts in the background is the most accurate depiction of job security I've ever seen. While Jira (blue diamond), XState (X logo), Docker (whale), and Webpack (green logo) battle it out in a JavaScript framework death match, our protagonist knows he's the only one who understands the legacy codebase with 15 years of technical debt. The frameworks come and go, but the engineer who wrote that undocumented spaghetti code that somehow keeps the entire company afloat? Absolutely irreplaceable.

The eternal VS Code addict's bargaining phase. "Just one more extension and I'll be productive, I swear!" Meanwhile, IntelliJ users watch from their feature-complete fortress, sipping coffee that cost as much as their IDE subscription. The extension count hits triple digits while startup time approaches geological epochs. We've all been there — convincing ourselves that this color theme or that bracket colorizer is the missing piece to becoming a 10x developer. Spoiler: it never is.