Dependency Despair

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The code sets false = True and then creates an infinite loop with while false: which now evaluates to while True: . It's the programming equivalent of dividing by zero—you've just created a black hole in your codebase. The compiler isn't screaming, it's weeping silently in the corner. And Thanos is just standing there like "Yeah, I broke the universe, what are you gonna do about it?"

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