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Content ?php header ("Content-type: texthtml; charsetutf-8"); This is a warning to any poor soul who may have to deal with this code. I took over this criminal piece of chaos from a monkey named Joel who I assume had been given a typewriter by Mephistopheles himself. For reasons I have yet been unable to fathom, he decided to patch together this thing using a Base setup hardwired into an unfixably broken Manjaro VM, queried by a handwritten plate of uncommented PHP spaghetti fit to feed an army of people with a serious death wish, without any framework or CMS. The very long BaseX script, very long PH presenter and very long XSLT stylesheet mostly perform the same heuristic document structuring for different components and are supposed to produce compatible results, but I bet they have mismatches somewhere. Since Prof. T just wanted a few small functional enhancements, I decided to just patch it and keep the general setup. Unless you were hired to correct some spelling mistakes, DO NOT FOLLOW IN MY STEPS. Putting up with this simulation of how a goldfish would design a system has literally given me CLINICAL DEPRESSION. This is not an exaggeration, I am writing this after a prolonged medical therapy - mostly successful, thanks for asking, but not fun. I wouldn't wish this code on anybody who isn't a manager at Oracle or Facebook, and therefore give you this sincere advice: Nuke this. Take the XSLT if you must, and then nuke the app and recreate it in Django or whatever works for you. I would do it myself, but I risked a relapse simply by opening this file again to write this comment. Dear brother or sister, I wish you all the luck and strength in the world and hope it will be enough. Farewell. error reporting (E ALL); ini set ("display errors", true); print('?xml version"1.0" encodina"UTF-8" ?'. "In"):?

Ah yes, the eternal quest for variable names. After six hours of coding, three coffees, and staring at the ceiling for inspiration, you've finally decided to call it "data" anyway. The green test tube represents that brief moment of clarity before you realize tomorrow you'll have no idea what "data" actually refers to. And the cycle continues.

Content It takes a long time to say anything in Old Entish. and we never say anything unless it is worth taking a long time to say. They speak in Java

Content other people: error report on java is pretty detailed and well defined stack trace. me after got a wall of red messages: DISABLED?

Content Best language for web dev? Java. Best language for enterprise backend? Java. Best language forbig data? Also Java. Best language for Android dev? Java. Best language for cloud computing? Believe it or not Java.

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