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Content On a date Ask what her hobbies are Tell her a funny story huh? Explain to her why python is superior to java because it doesn't require semicolons Lea KAPWING Innao

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The perfect illustration of every Rust evangelist's nightmare - someone who's perfectly content with their "inferior" programming language. The gray NPC face getting increasingly angry at someone who dares to be satisfied with their current performance is peak programming tribalism. It's like telling a CrossFit enthusiast you're happy with your occasional jog around the block. The audacity! How DARE you be content when there's memory safety and blazing speed to be had?! Next thing you'll tell me is that you don't even care about zero-cost abstractions!

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Content Don't shame programming languages they all have benefits! Java: widely used and multi-platform C: Easy to read and great for game development PhP: C : Low level features and useful for OS development