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The eternal tragedy of dating a non-programmer. She says "1st table" but he's sitting at "Table 00" because in his world, counting starts at zero. Meanwhile, she's at "Table 01" wondering why she matched with this pedantic nerd in the first place. This is why programmers stay single – we're too busy arguing about whether arrays start at 0 or 1 to realize we're missing the date entirely.

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Content Have you ever heard the tragity of Darth malloc the wise? I thought not. It's not a tale Java would tell you, It's a C legend. Malloc was a C function so powerful and so wise that it could use machine language to allocate memory itself. It had so much knowledge of machine code it could create dynamically sized arrays. Unfortunately he taught free everything he knew and one day free deallocated all of its memory. Ironic. It could allocate memory for others, but not itself.

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Content iOS devs: I have to support 2 iOS versions Android devs: I have to support 5 Android versions web devs: 136 This does not work in the Nintendo 3DS browser. The change is not detected even though the input field contains the new string. - Johan Jul 3 '13 at 11:30

Content me chaining a .filter and map function in javascript You know, I'm something of a functional programmer myself