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Content ROME WASN'T BUILD IN A DAY AND NEITHER WAS MY HATE FOR CORS

Content ELECTRON Google Announces New Version of Chrome Will Be Run Inside Electron MOUNTAIN VIEW, CA- In a Press Release issued yesterday, Google CEO Sundar Pichai and SVP of Android, Chrome OS and Chromecast Hiroshi Lockheimer announced that the next version of Google's highly successful web browser Chrome will forgo its previous design iterations, and will now be run inside an instance of electron. Pichai was quoted saying, "Users just don't need any of their fucking RAM for anything else.' Continue Reading

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Content Hey, do atheists go to hell? No How about web developers who force users to input dates using a calendar GUI instead of typing them Straight to hell. To the boiter room of hell All the way down. Good, good. That makes me happy.

Someone created a Wikipedia-style article claiming HTML is a "Turing-complete, stack-based programming language" complete with pseudo-code showing HTML tags as programming commands. This is the digital equivalent of putting a "Caution: Hot" label on ice cream. HTML is a markup language for structuring web content, not a programming language—it can't process data or execute logic. Calling HTML a programming language around actual developers is like calling a bicycle a motorcycle because they both have wheels. The creator of this abomination deserves a special place in developer hell, right next to the people who use regex to parse HTML.

Content Kat Maddox ctrIshifti 3h tech has three jokes: stackoverflow is mean, javascript is bad, and dark mode is good. my life's goal is to discover a fourth joke 975 17.73 669 Kat Maddox ctrIshifti. 13m my apologies, quitting vim is the fourth joke. As all 4 tech jokes have now been discovered, I will be closing this account. Goodbve 17.2 087