the thing that haunts me in my dreams.

That moment when your "I'll figure it out as I go" approach spectacularly backfires. We've all been there—hacking together code at 2 AM, fueled by energy drinks and hubris, thinking "this feels right" without a single unit test in sight. The technical debt collectors always come knocking eventually. And just like this wall, your codebase won't magically straighten itself out. The fix is never "later"—it's "now plus overtime plus three emergency meetings." Remember kids: documentation isn't optional, and neither is architecture planning. But we'll all do it again next sprint anyway.

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Content spiders are the only web developers in the world that enjoy finding bugs

Every dev who's ever deployed their first monetized side project knows this pain. You spend 300 hours building a SaaS app, celebrate making your first $20, and suddenly your entire family thinks you're the next Zuckerberg. Meanwhile, you're hiding in the attic calculating that your hourly rate works out to about 6 cents, wondering if you should mention the $200 you spent on AWS credits. The classic "ramen profitable" stage where the only thing more fragile than your codebase is your ego.

Every programmer knows that dark journey. You start innocently searching for "how to center a div" and three hours later you're watching a tutorial on creating realistic fur shaders in WebGL by some guy who sounds like he hasn't slept in four days. The search for animation references is just the beginning of the rabbit hole that leads you to the disturbing underbelly of programming tutorials where people implement sorting algorithms with interpretive dance and explain pointer arithmetic while dressed as anime characters. The YouTube algorithm knows your weakness—it's not cat videos, it's "uncomfortably enthusiastic dev explaining RegEx at 3am."

Content Nerds in Space People will forget what you said. People will forget what you did. But people will never forget how you made them feel when your dynamically loading webpage made them click on the wrong thing. 0 2022 Bryan Lunduke Lunduke.com