Straight To Flexbox

Ah, the sweet release of framework fatigue! That moment when you've been drowning in an endless sea of JavaScript frameworks—React today, Vue tomorrow, Svelte next week—and finally say "nope, I'm done." The spiritual rebirth of crawling back to jQuery feels like emerging from a baptismal pool of complexity. No more dependency hell, no more webpack config nightmares, just good ol' $('.selector').doStuff() and suddenly you're sleeping like a baby again. Framework FOMO? Cured! Who needs 17MB of node_modules when you can have a single 30KB file that just works? It's like trading in your experimental rocket ship for a reliable bicycle—sure it's not as flashy, but you'll actually reach your destination without exploding!

The eternal tech cycle strikes again! Poor orange dev is trapped in a "hype loop" – that inescapable vortex where we convince ourselves every new framework/language/tool will solve all our problems. When asked how long this affliction lasts, yellow dev casually drops "about 3 years" – just enough time to master something before it becomes "legacy tech." Then comes the inevitable suggestion to abandon ship for some shiny new "game-changing" solution. The final "good luck" is the chef's kiss – that knowing farewell to someone about to waste years chasing the next technological mirage. Meanwhile, the graveyard of abandoned technologies grows ever larger. Angular.js sends its regards.

The harsh interrogation lights are on, but the client's requirements remain in the shadows. You're basically waterboarding them with questions while they respond with "I just want something simple" and "You're the expert, figure it out." Meanwhile, the project deadline is tomorrow, the budget is whatever coins they found in their couch, and somehow you're supposed to build the next Facebook but "keep it minimal." The worst part? When it's all over, they'll look at your work and say "That's not what I had in mind at all."

Content Brevity is the soul of wit Make the code as short as possible. Show how smart you are. Let subtle language features guide you. For instance, take a look at this ternary operator '?' : 1 taken from a well-known javascript library 2 i i? i 0? Math.max(0, len i) : i: 0; Cool, right? If you write like that, a developer who comes across this line and tries to understand what is the value of i is going to have a merry time. Then come to you, seeking for an answer. One-letter variables Another way to code shorter is to use single-letter variable names everywhere. Like a, b or c. A short variable disappears in the code like a real ninia in the forest. No one will be able to find it using "search" of the editor. And even if someone does, they won't be able to "decipher" what the name a or b means. Soar high. Be abstract. While choosing a name try to use the most abstract word. Like obj, data, value, item, elem and so on. The ideal name for a variable is data . Use it everywhere you can. Indeed, every variable holds data, right? ProarammerHumor.io

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