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Ah, the emotional hierarchy of suffering! Girls cried over Titanic, boys over Fast & Furious, but web developers? They shed tears over the unholy hex code #663399 aka "Rebecca Purple." For the uninitiated, Rebecca Purple was named in memory of Eric Meyer's daughter and became an official CSS color. But any frontend dev who's spent hours trying to match a designer's exact shade of purple, only to discover it's off by one hex value in production, knows true pain. Nothing says "existential crisis" like debugging a CSS color inconsistency across browsers at 3am while questioning every career choice that led to this moment.

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