Are Web Developers Engineers

Ah, the classic "send us your localhost URL" response. Nothing says "I'm a real developer" like sharing a link only your own computer can access. These geniuses are essentially saying "Check out my amazing work at an address that literally translates to 'my computer'." It's like inviting someone to dinner at "my house" without providing the address. The best part is they're responding to a recruitment call with the digital equivalent of "trust me bro, it works on my machine."

Oh. My. GOD. The most SAVAGE representation of web development reality I've ever seen! 😱 The frontend is this PRISTINE, GORGEOUS embroidery with perfect patterns that users gaze upon in blissful ignorance. Meanwhile, the backend is a CHAOTIC NIGHTMARE of tangled threads, held together by what can only be described as the digital equivalent of duct tape and prayers! It's like inviting guests to a fancy dinner where the dining room is immaculate but the kitchen looks like a bomb went off. And yet somehow... IT WORKS. The backend devs are over there having seventeen simultaneous panic attacks while frontend devs are picking color palettes. I'm DECEASED. ⚰️

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Left side: A meticulously organized codebase with perfect folder structure, clean architecture patterns, and everything neatly categorized into scripts, src, application, services, etc. Right side: The kitchen that looks like someone deployed to production at 4:59pm on Friday before a holiday weekend. Complete chaos. Paper towels everywhere. Random containers. Zero organization. The duality of a developer's existence in one perfect image. Somehow we can create pristine digital environments while living in absolute entropy. It's like our brains only have enough organization tokens for one domain at a time!

Content C Closed miku-chan03 opened this issue on 18 Oct 2017 2 comments miku-chan03 commented on 18 Oct 2017 Contributor Hi I fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksiel!! xpp I repwaced the Prototypes. func wiff a more -streamylined- kawaii Pwototypiee. funkywunks object that make the JS go sooper dooper fast!! XD starts twerking Can u pwease merge my pwull wequest senpai?!! UwU gaearon commented on 19 Oct 2017 Contributor what in the name of fuck gaearon closed this permanently on 19 Oct 2017