Are Web Developers Engineers

Content "Java and Javascript are similar like Car and Carpet are similar." EnderCrypt 3 days ago 4 253 E 21 VIEW 21 REPLIES

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THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of Opera GX thinking they could just REMOVE a sacred fried egg image from their code! 💅 First they're like "we saved a WHOLE 18kb" as if that's something to brag about in our terabyte era. Then the ENTIRE INTERNET collectively loses its mind and demands justice for the egg that's been secretly lurking in their files since 2019! The fact that a browser had to publicly apologize to an EGG and then ceremoniously restore it to its rightful place is peak software development drama. This is why we can't have nice things... or smaller file sizes apparently!

Content HAVE WE STRAYED FROM INTERNET STANDARDS? NO, IT IS THE OTHER HIE HI BROWSERS WHO HAVE STRAYED FROM OUR STANDARDS.

Behold the rare sighting of a backend developer attempting to write CSS! Nothing says "I'm out of my comfort zone" quite like physically pointing at the screen as if the styles might respond to intimidation tactics. This is the equivalent of a fish trying to climb a tree – technically possible, but painful to watch. The backend dev probably spent 3 hours just trying to center a div, only to give up and mutter something about "this is why we have frontend specialists" before crawling back to the safety of their database queries and API endpoints.

Ah, the classic developer-designer standoff! That moment when a designer drops a pixel-perfect masterpiece and the developer's brain immediately starts calculating the 47 technical impossibilities hiding behind those gorgeous gradients. First frame: "Impressive, very nice" - that's the developer's face when they see the mockup. All smiles and professional courtesy. "Oh wow, floating elements that defy the laws of CSS? Fascinating!" Second frame: "Now let's show me the person that is able to implement that" - and there's the truth bomb. The developer knows they're about to spend the next week explaining why that perfect parallax scroll effect crashes on mobile or why that custom font makes the page load slower than continental drift. It's the development equivalent of "I'll need to speak to your manager" but for impossible design specs. Pure gold for anyone who's ever had to convert a Photoshop dream into a browser reality!