Are Web Developers Engineers

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Ah, the sweet taste of accidental technical credibility. Nothing says "I'm a real developer" quite like having ChatGPT write HTML for you while someone peeks at your screen. The crying emoji is just chef's kiss perfect—that moment when you realize you've accidentally joined a club you have no qualifications for. Welcome to modern tech, where the line between "knowing what you're doing" and "knowing how to prompt an AI" gets blurrier by the day. The nonprofit coordinator is living the dream we're all secretly afraid of—being exposed as the impostors we feel like.

Content Eddy Vinck JavaScript EddyVinckk Web developers in 2020: If we split our JavaScript into separate files and load them on demand we can make the initial request to the homepage 30Kb smaller V Game developers in 2020: Here's a 110Gb download including files we're not even using anymore 7:37 PM Jul 13, 2020 Twitter for Android 1 View Tweet activity 29 Retweets 168 Likes

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Remember when apps just did one thing and did it well? The 2010 iBeer app literally just showed a virtual beer that "poured" when you tilted your phone. That's it. No subscription model, no data harvesting, no "please rate us" popups. Fast forward to today where we've engineered ourselves into dependency hell with 17 microservices, three JavaScript frameworks, and a CI/CD pipeline that breaks if Mercury is in retrograde. The irony is palpable. We've become so "advanced" that we've forgotten how to create something straightforward that just works. Modern developers looking at this app are like archaeologists discovering fire – "What sorcery is this? And where's the Kubernetes cluster?"