The Debugging Chair

Content 3 rules: - no wishing for death - no falling in love - no bring back dead people I wish I would never introduce bugs in my code again There are 4 rules

Content How people reacts differently to a single word. "Bug" www.wandlertechnologies.com Tester Developer Manager

Content "UGH.I CAN'T GET ANY WORK DONE UNTIL FIX THIS BUG 5 MiNUTES SIR LATER AWE OGIKED THE BUG. LOOKS LIKE UM DONE COB THE DAY ProgrammerHumor.

Ah, the classic forum response from 2002 that somehow still haunts us today. Nothing quite says "I'm helping" like five paragraphs of enthusiastic introduction followed by absolutely zero useful information. The pièce de résistance? A broken link to documentation that vanished during the Bush administration. Chef's kiss! And don't miss that negative helpfulness score – apparently seven other tortured souls also wasted precious minutes of their lives reading Joe's digital equivalent of elevator music. The true genius is offering both a "useless suggestion" AND a "dangerous suggestion" – covering all bases of unhelpfulness with remarkable efficiency. It's like getting food poisoning with a side of terrible advice.

Content Judging Coworker for the error, I recently stopped making

Content STOP DOING COMPUTER SCIENCE Computers were supposed to solve math, NOT to be programmed C is a LETTER, not a language Wanna print() something? Write it in a PAPER with a PEN "I'm writing a recursive method with threads to optimize the CPU usage in a 0.02" THIS IS A NONSENSICAL STATEMENT MADE BY DERANGED PEOPLE Look at what PROGRAMMERS have been demanding your respect for, after all the led lights we put in their computers: (This is real COMPUTER SCIENCE, done by real COMPUTER SCIENTISTS): edev EDEV BAStename exist ok True) actidir CONDA BASEename etccondaac deacdir CONDA BASEename etcconda os.makedirs (acti dir, exist ok True) exists eon acti dir'edevon.sh' cot a deac dir redevo fash os.symlink(BIN'edevon. sh', con) if not os.p os.symlink(BI edevoff.sh'eoff Syntax eror on token throws interfoce exp Syntax erfor on token expected after this iC Syntax error, insert: SimpleName: to complete Q Syntax error, insert Identifier ( to complete Meth Syntax error, insert " to complete MethodDecia Syntax error on token expected Java(1610612 syntax error on tokens exoected alter this toke Syntax error, insert y to complete interfaceBod The method SileAnalysish is undefined for the tuie FUNNY COLORED LETTERS 178 COMPILATION ERRORS????? A FAKE TEAPOT YOU CAN'T USE IF PROGRAMMING WAS REAL HOW COME NOBODY THOUGHT IN DOING while(true) print(money); THEY PLAYED US FOR ABSOLUTE FOOLS