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Content Making a mistake in your exam Placing bugs in your exam so that marking breaks at compilation time

Content Scientists invented a bracelet that converts stress to energy Devs after 5 minutes of debugging

Content Hearing guildies over discord on how happy they would be with 30kyear in health sector while i get paid 115k to fix bugs

This meme is pure programming genius! The top panel shows rejection of Rust (a language literally named after metal oxidation), while the bottom panel shows enthusiastic approval of WD-40 (the famous lubricant that prevents... wait for it... RUST). It's basically saying "Why use a programming language designed to prevent memory errors when you can just spray some lubricant on your code?" The irony is delicious - Rust the language prevents memory "rust," but this programmer would rather use the actual anti-rust spray. Whoever made this clearly has commitment issues with learning new languages and would rather apply a quick fix than adopt proper solutions. Classic programmer procrastination at its finest!

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Content You finally find the source of the bug! It's a variable labelled "temp" temp was committed into the code 4 years ago and was never removed Several important calculations seem to rely on temp now None of this is documented anywhere