Should've bookmarked it

That moment when your partner asks what's wrong and your brain is just replaying that time you put all your code in main.h instead of properly separating implementation and interface. Some sins can't be confessed to non-programmers. They wouldn't understand the weight we carry.

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Content Microsoft After all... why not? use an integer to store a date in the yyMMddHHmm format

Ah, the classic bait and switch of tech hiring. You show up to the interview in your fancy suit (Tom from Tom & Jerry), answering questions about red-black trees and time complexity while sweating through your bow tie. Then six months later, you're in the trenches (buff Jerry), sleep-deprived, debugging legacy code written by someone who clearly hated humanity, chugging coffee at 2 AM because production is down and somehow it's your fault. The algorithm questions? Haven't used that knowledge once. But hey, at least you can tell your friends you're a "software engineer" while you're actually just Stack Overflow's most loyal customer.

Content Nice and shiny project your team just delivered Hotfixing on production after 3 years of maintainance by another team ProarammerHumor.

The divine intervention of Stack Overflow strikes again. You spend hours crafting the perfect search query for your data analytics problem, only to be saved by some random hero who asked the exact same question three years ago and got a perfect answer. That person isn't just a programmer—they're your guardian angel with admin privileges to the universe. The real data analysis is figuring out how they predicted your specific obscure error before you even started your career.