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Nocturnal creatures of the code, surviving on caffeine and the blue light of monitors. The telltale signs are unmistakable—skipping meals because "just one more bug fix," sleeping at ungodly hours because "the code was flowing," and hissing at natural light that dares to create glare on your screen. The vampire-programmer parallel is so accurate it hurts. Both are immortal in their own way—one drinks blood, the other Stack Overflow solutions. Both come alive at night. Both are mysteriously pale from lack of sun exposure. Next time someone asks what you do for a living, just hiss and retreat to your darkened IDE cave. They'll understand.

Content When you recompile your code for the 74th time and you finally get a different error I see this as an absolute win! FrocTammeTsu

Content If you start compiling your code at 8:56 pm on New Years Eve, you'll be able to start resolving your compilation errors by the time the clock strikes midnight. Kick off 2018 the right way

Content Wanna be a programmer?? Muhammad Hasan Khan 1st Software Engineer - Opinions are my own 3h I fixed a bug today and after feeling satisfied with my accomplishment for the day, I decided to leave a bit early. As I was driving home, my brain started reviewing my code and found a mistake. I came home and fixed the mistake. And now that I'm about to go to bed, I just realized that there is a better way to fix the bug so I should just discard my earlier change and start over. Do you want to be a programmer? CEO 1,019 66 comments 22 shares

Content find a bug the bug is gone deploy debug tools to reproduce the bug the bug is gone

The meme shows John Carmack (legendary DOOM creator) wearing an Oculus VR headset with a valve on his glasses, while someone mocks his C programming style. What they don't realize is that Carmack's procedural "functions only" approach created one of the most influential games ever while modern devs are still arguing about design patterns and class hierarchies. Sure, laugh at the lack of OOP while he's over there revolutionizing an entire industry with "just functions." Classic case of a junior dev criticizing senior code they don't understand yet.