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Content I Am Devloper iamdevloper It'll just be a quick fix Narrator: It wasn't.

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The classic "it works but I have no idea why" scenario. Your code's like that bird—technically flying, but in the most chaotic, physics-defying way possible. After 15 years of coding, I've learned the sacred rule: when something works through pure accident rather than design, you just back away slowly and leave it alone. Ship it. Document it as "proprietary algorithm" and never speak of it again. The right side is what happens when you try to "clean up" that spaghetti code that was somehow working.

Content INEXPERIENCED DEV: WRITES WHOLE PROGRAM, FIXES BUGS, ADDS COOL FEATURES, FINALLY COMMITS. RESULT: Jan Feb Mar Apr May Jul Aug Sep Oct Dec Mon Wed Learn how we count contributions Less manas More EXPERIENCED DEV: WRITES ONE LINE OF CODE AND COMMITS. WRITES ONE LETTER AND COMMITS. E.T.C. REsULT: 1.066 contributions in the last var Learn how we count contributions Banana FREESEES mammamme Less I BE E More

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